USA Olympic Napping Team T-Shirt II

Sale price Price $19.99 Regular price

Team USA Napping

Unofficial Olympic Gear.

Legend has it that Jesse Skeeter wore this during a hurricane in '94. He napped through the hurricane. When the eye of the hurricane was right over him and cows were flying through the air and waves crashed down on cars and buildings were being toppled, Jesse almost woke up. But the shirt was just so damn comfy that he just turned to his other side.

When it ended, Jesse woke up refreshed. He went outside and saved a puppy trapped under a car, built 2 houses, delivered a baby, and made love to his girlfriend for 45 minutes and 13 seconds.

Then he put the shirt back on and took another nap.

Be like Jesse. Be a legend.

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Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this t-shirt was made just for you. And it can withstand several washings while maintaining its shape, so it's great for everyday wear!

• 100% fine jersey cotton
• Heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/y² (146 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched
• Made in the USA

Size guide

Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50 50-52
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38 40-42 44-48