Short Stories

T'was the night before Christmas, and the North Pole was getting litBuddy took a shot, Santa did a line, and Jesus took a hit The snow was white,and the lights...

Legend has it that Jesse Skeeter wore this during a hurricane in '94. He napped through the hurricane. When the eye of the hurricane was right over him and cows...

Sammy Longfellow wore this shirt one night in '77. That night he pounded 42 beers and downed 21 shots of whiskey. He won all 11 games of beer pong and...

CRACK! A knee to the chin and blue trunks is out cold. Red trunks is held back by the ref, bursting at the seams with aggression. Another ref comes in...