USA Napping Team Olympic Crewneck Sweater

Sale price Price $24.96 Regular price

Team USA Napping


Unofficial Olympic Gear.

Legend has it that Jesse Skeeter wore this during a hurricane in '94. He napped through the hurricane. When the eye of the hurricane was right over him and cows were flying through the air and waves crashed down on cars and buildings were being toppled, Jesse almost woke up. But the shirt was just so damn comfy that he just turned to his other side.

When it ended, Jesse woke up refreshed. He went outside and saved a puppy trapped under a car, built 2 houses, delivered a baby, and made love to his girlfriend for 45 minutes and 13 seconds.

Then he put the shirt back on and took another nap.

Be like Jesse. Be a legend.


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This soft sweatshirt has a loose fit for a comfortable feel. With durable print, it will be a walking billboard for years to come.

 

.: Loose fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size